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New York Islanders

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"
by DiPietrosHipGroin December 18, 2008
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Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008
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Long Island Diet

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"

"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
by Checkerdown September 26, 2023
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Survivor, Cook Islands

The best season of Survivor for new fans. It contains some of the Survivor greats: Ozzy Lusth, Jonathan Penner, Yul Kwon, Parvati Shallow… man, if only I could remember the rest… (tinyurl.com/y572y9tr)
Ozzy played in Survivor, Cook Islands, so it must be the best.
by ozzy.from.survivor July 22, 2020
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South Pacific Island

I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.

This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.
by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014
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Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
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Rhode Island Carwash

Put a chick in a bathtub and jump up on the sides with one foot on each side. Starting on one end, Squat and slowly walk down the sides of the tub while dumping all over her. When you get to the end turn around and make your way back to the other side while pissing off all your poo.
My dream is to one day Rhode Island Carwash your mom.
by kpthook1012 October 28, 2013
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