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Long Islander

Some of the greatest people around. People who have everyhting they will ever need or want in their reach.
I would like to see a few Long Islanders tear Brokelynguy a new asshole...
by LongIs June 11, 2006
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Long Island Iced Poo

Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!
Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!
by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007
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Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.
I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.
by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010
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long island girls

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
by biancaaa January 15, 2008
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Faroe Islands

A unique, remote island culture in the North Atlantic, where widespread inbreeding has lowered IQs, making it difficult to convince residents that dolphins are not actually fish and that jet skis and power boats were probably not part of the tradition of Viking hunting practice hundreds of years ago. The consumption of apex predators such as dolphins by Faroe Islanders makes matters worse as the high levels of Mercury and other heavy metals damage the already overworked central nervous system
Normal Man: “Where are you from?”
Faroe man “Faroe Islands”
Normal Man: “Ah, so you kill dolphins as there’s nothing else to do on your 18 cold wet islands/rocks other than sleeping with your sister?”
Faroe man “it’s traditional to eat the fish
Normal Man: “Hats off to your mother for marrying your brother
by Klaus Von Copenhagen September 30, 2021
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long island sincerity

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.
jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.
by Leslieeee February 10, 2008
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cunt island

often abbreviated to just "CI", cunt island is a place where cunts go or can be found, often in mass groups. if one were to be looking for a group of people who could be labeled as "cunts" or wanted to classify someone with the traits of a cunt, they could put them in this group.
"That guy cut me off! Oh, he must live on Cunt Island"

"I hear there's a luau tonight on Cunt Island, i bet that stupid guy is going"
by readytoluau25 June 13, 2008
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