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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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Buffalo Bubble Bath

the inverse of the Rochester Rain Puddle, commonly attributed to a male perpetrator. A Buffalo bubble Bath occurs when I female drinks so much she passes out next to her male companion and urinates in her sleep, soaking her and the unfortunate individual in bed with her. Named for the city which this phenomenon frequently occurs, Buffalo, providing further support for this city's reputation for binge drinking and sloppy women.
Sorry I am late, i had to go home and change my clothes because I woke up in a Buffalo Bubble Bath this morning thanks to all those shots Tricia had at the bar last night.
by ThePoopThatTookaPee May 14, 2015
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Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.
"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".
by Scrzabble October 15, 2020
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Georgia Bird Bath

Georgia Bird Bath is when you pee into another persons mouth while they gargle. Then you dunk your balls into the bubbles.
Girls below that wear print t-shirts love a Georgia Bird Bath before breakfast.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
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Bath Binging

When you bring your phone into the bathroom and watch youtube videos for hours on end on the toilet, sometimes with a charger plugged into the wall. (pronounced binge-ing, not bing-ing)
"Will Adam ever leave the bathroom?"
"I think he's bath binging."
"I hate that guy."
by ExactSandwich May 27, 2018
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Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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