hung smile

The quick smile a woman has when she randomly recalls the size of her ex boyfriends extraordinary huge penis.

Mel: "I once went out with a guy who was hung like a horse."

Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"

by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

hungermunching

Eating a snack food (i.e. chips, popcorn, nuts, etc.) while you're really hungry, instead of preparing a meal or something.

Hungermunching is characterized by unusually quick chewing and at least one hand always full of soon-to-be-eaten snacks, often while the offender is still chewing.

The food being hungermunched must be a snack, otherwise its just normal eating.

Hungermunching is both the gerund and present participle form. The noun form is hungermuncher, and the infinitive form is "to hungermunch". "Hungermunchette" is an acceptable feminine noun form.

Last night, eating one bag of popcorn turned into eating five bags of popcorn and I realized that I wasn't snacking anymore...I was hungermunching.

Trying to maintain a shred of decency, Jared, who had been hungermunching at the appetizer table, first put the pretzels on his plate before he devoured them.

I used to share chips, but I realized I would always find the hungermunchers when I offered them to others.

Real hungermunchers open the bag and eat the contents before going to the checkout, and then pay for the empty bags.

Hungermunching is the alternative to cooking.

Hungermunching experts believe "meal preparation" involves how you bring the snacks from the bag to your mouth, "preparing it to be eaten".

by NotSoTerriblyHighGuy March 23, 2013

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

hungburnt

Combination of hungover and sunburnt, usually as a result of excellent drinking session.

What a wicked sesh bro! Yeah I know, but I'm totally hungburnt today though!

What's that mean?
Shut up mate.

by Papasearls January 27, 2014

hungergang

After a night of getting on the piss and you and your mates are feeling seedy trying to find something to eat, you become the hungergang.

Gonna raid this pantry like the hungergang would.

by Lurkin murkins February 7, 2014

hunger games fanboy

A specific type of fanboy who is eccentric about everything the hunger games related. For example, Katniss is not leading for an wards vote. A fanboy would run around screaming and/or crying. And if katniss became first, they would run around screaming and/or crying. they purchase lots of fandom merch, and act quite strangely when discussing their fandom.

New hunger games poster is released. a hunger games fanboy would be the first and only person in line...for a poster.

by THGFanboy1224 May 16, 2014

Hunger-rection

To see food currently unable to be eating but to still desperately want it, often resulting in near-orgasmic sounds, usually online, on Food Network, or in a cookbook. Also see foodgasm

I found this recipe online for Dark chocolate cookie dough fudge brownies. It gave me such a Hunger-rection.

by Apples3Apples October 9, 2014