hungermunching 

Eating a snack food (i.e. chips, popcorn, nuts, etc.) while you're really hungry, instead of preparing a meal or something.

Hungermunching is characterized by unusually quick chewing and at least one hand always full of soon-to-be-eaten snacks, often while the offender is still chewing.

The food being hungermunched must be a snack, otherwise its just normal eating.

Hungermunching is both the gerund and present participle form. The noun form is hungermuncher, and the infinitive form is "to hungermunch". "Hungermunchette" is an acceptable feminine noun form.

Last night, eating one bag of popcorn turned into eating five bags of popcorn and I realized that I wasn't snacking anymore...I was hungermunching.

Trying to maintain a shred of decency, Jared, who had been hungermunching at the appetizer table, first put the pretzels on his plate before he devoured them.

I used to share chips, but I realized I would always find the hungermunchers when I offered them to others.

Real hungermunchers open the bag and eat the contents before going to the checkout, and then pay for the empty bags.

Hungermunching is the alternative to cooking.

Hungermunching experts believe "meal preparation" involves how you bring the snacks from the bag to your mouth, "preparing it to be eaten".

hungermunching by NotSoTerriblyHighGuy March 23, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008