horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night

Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time

by LilX69 October 8, 2021

National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend

It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack

by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit

That's some horny dog shit.

by jackson thrust May 30, 2019

Jamaican one horny

A phrase describing the desire to fuck a women partially or fully jamaican.

Her: "I'm jamaican, black and white"
Him: "You're jamaican me horny!"
-> Usage of "Jamaican one horny" to show the desire to fuck.

by Quinton_Rampage.Jackson June 30, 2021

False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021