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hasib

very sexy, strong and clever. if some one is a hasib they are a sex machine ( very good in bed)
You are so hasibish.
by HR's AK47 May 12, 2009
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Hasbin

an individual that is past their prime and has receeded into a lesser state of being.
he was a hit celeb 10 years ago but now he's just a hasbin, washed up loser doing b-side tracks
by X December 6, 2004
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Hashtag Abuse

When anyone uses a hashtag (simply a way for people to search for tweets that have a common topic and to begin a conversation) on a website, text message, or anything that does not pertain to Twitter. This is quite annoying considering hashtagging only works on Twitter.
(In a text message)

Guy: Hey want to go see Paranormal Activity 3?
Girl: I can't, I have to work :( #IHateMyJob
Guy: That doesn't work on text messages, only Twitter.
Girl: But I do it on Facebook all the time! #FreakingOut
Guy: Oh my God you're an idiot.

She is a Hashtag Abuser
by BubbaDog October 29, 2011
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Haslett High School

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!
Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.
by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008
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hasbeen

In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.
The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."
by dearhearts November 4, 2003
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Hashaam

a sexy someone who gains real success in leadership roles and is a true gentlemen. Hashaams also make the perfect husbands.

Hashaam is usually really handsome, tall, skux
Our boss is such a Hashaam
by Allensimpson September 2, 2013
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sling the hash

Essentially it means "watch you get down and dirty at work".
Can also mean "get to work".

Can also mean to engage in sexual foreplay, or more.
Girl to DJ: I cannot WAIT to watch you sling the hash on Saturday night! It's gonna be totally Mexico.

"So I told him, stop chatting to me and go sling the hash! We have a deadline!"

After leaving Smart Bar, we went back to my place, and slung the hash! lol
by kittenmalibu May 11, 2010
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