Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Haggification

The process of becoming a hag.

With curlers and cigarettes, June's haggification is now complete.

by ShamelessMcBundy September 30, 2011

Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

by Melmel123 December 4, 2011

Hagwag

A totally awesome dude with out a cunty bone in his body. The anti cunt infact.

That guy is so hagwag, I'm going to let him bang me silly.

by Hahwagisbestest September 23, 2014

hagabougy

A term of endearment used between middle school aged boys experimenting with homosexual urges.

Jake: How are you today Henry?
Henry: Hagabougy!
Jake: **Becomes erect**

by Jaquelinisha September 11, 2016

Hagroid

A large Hairy anal growth.

Dude I've got a whopping hagroid hanging out me arse. It made the doctor scream.

by Gingerbearddan June 3, 2016

HAGTAP

Have A Great Time At a Party

Boy 1: Yo, I broke my leg at that party last night...
Boy 2: Yeah, but did you HAGTAP???

by mjcd97 February 7, 2017