Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

Boss hog

A great cactcher loves sports and has lots of friends he is sweet and smart

Boss hog is awesome and athletic

by ᴮᴵᴿᴰ February 27, 2019

Bush Hog

Someone who eats unshaven pussy

"Guurl he didn't even care I haven't shaved in months, He's a TRUE Bush Hog"

by MasterShakeATHF April 9, 2020

Hog paws

When filthy fucks have their hands in their ass, digging in their nose and playing with themselves they end up with hog paws

God! Hog paws has her hands in her ass again

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Froth Hog

A Beer.

Hey buddy, wanna get some froth hogs after work?

by crusty throat October 4, 2011

Hog on a rog

Another word for a lil ugly bitch

You look a hog on a rog

by S.E.M_Artist August 13, 2020