Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

by breakwall January 14, 2005

goldblum

Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle

Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.

by the sloze. September 12, 2010

Goldbloom

A tall hipster faggot who thinks he has friends.

"Man, Goldbloom's such a faggot."

by goldbloom August 20, 2013

pink gold

Refers to the womans vagina.
In layman, means 'pussy'.

"I'm after the pink gold, John!"

by Fcrunk July 25, 2008

Gold Star Dyke

A type of sex policing based on the idea that a lesbian- identified person is of a higher ranking if they've never had sexual contact with a "man". This reinforces the oppressive idea that a person must have been born with a biological penis in order to be a man, and discriminates against FtM (Female to Male) Transgendered people. It also reinforces the transphobic thought that a person who was born with a biological penis cannot legitimately be considered a womyn (and discriminates against MtF- Male to Female- individuals.) Sex Policing like this is dangerous to our communities because it supports destructive sexist ideals, and encourages the creation of rules and regulations about sexuality & gender rather than encouraging to challenge & break those rules.

"Stacey's a gold star cuz she's never fucked a boy."

"Oh, you're a gold star dyke, too? Let's ride off into the rainbow sunset together on a unicorn made of misogynist shit!"

by trannyfagwitchfucker! April 13, 2011

digging for gold

A phrase used by friends when they catch their friend scratching his nuts. Similar to somone catching a wierdo picking their nose and saying somthing like pick me a winner. the person with their hand in their pants is normally embarresed, or is just normal and says "dude my Quindle is itchy so fuck off" in which the friend agrees to the intensity of an itchy quindle and how it is fucking annoying and then feels like an ass.

(3 friends watching TV)

Bush: Hey dick what are you doin? digging for gold? haha
Dick (with hands down his pants): fuck you george its fucking itchy and my quindle is going nuts. and i'm a dude so if you cant get used to it fuck off.
Colin: yeah bush what the fuck
Bush: ok ok sorry, hey colin, pass the pretzels.

by Milobrielkoenigas July 22, 2008