A giant, bearded
man that lives in Heaven, The
Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named
Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we'
re all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the
book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.