don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Mages Girlfriend

The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe

Oh yeah your acting a lot like Mages Girlfriend you hoe

by ClipzeeIsAFarmJew July 6, 2022

Girlfriend

The thing that speaks all the day, and make yo balls and wallet empty

You fucked wit yo dad's girlfriend ?

by YourDadCameBackFromTheGroceryS November 28, 2021

Get A Girlfriend Day

Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.

Boy 1: hey man today is Get A Girlfriend Day

Boy 2:oh no

by K-9-47 January 5, 2021

Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.

Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"

by yoomaamaaaa! October 5, 2016

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023