Gardener

An Idiot from Texas; see Kozol

That guy is such a gardener

by Largo September 24, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

Garmendia

To be an (annoying) person or an (abugaboo) , also someone who is a jerk or asshole can be a Garmendia. Gar-men-dia

When I was chilling with my friends, Anthony was being a Garmendia

I can't be with a guy that's a Garmendia.

Gosh your nothing but a damn Garmendia.

Get up out my face with your Garmendia ass.

That's so Garmendia.

by a girlfriend with a fat one November 21, 2011

Garree

Actually, pronounced Jarry, is a character from a game who is really awful and some people actually refer other players that suck at the game; Garrees.

This guys is such a Garree.
God dammit Garree.

by Mailhotee June 4, 2013

Garrett

A weird awkward boy that doesn’t know what to do with his life

Garrett: hi Im in 8th grade and I got dumped.

by DYCE FOREVER May 30, 2018

Garrett

Garrett is the best boyfriend ever. If you are his girlfriend you are very lucky because Garrett will be there for you no matter what, and if you are his one true love he will stick with you no matter how tempting these other girls might be. Garrett has the greatest smile. Garrett is one of the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. Garrett is the most kindest person you could ever meet, but he could be a pain in the ass some time.with the most amazing piercing baby blue eyes you'll ever see . His beautiful, thick ginger hair is just screaming to have your hands in. Garretts slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having. His very sexy and ole so adorable freckles. They make me wanna lick them right off his face. Garrett is a pure animal with raw animal Instincts. Any girl able to sleep with a Garrett will have her panties moist, her cum dripping, her sweat glistening after a long intenses orgram. It will be orgasmic. A Garrett that likes to take control in and outside the bedroom. Master of many Dirty Sanchez. Specializes in playing the perfect cub for each and every cougar that wants a turn.

I may have a garrett tonight.

by Sabbrinaa June 12, 2018