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Friend Tab

A credit system devised by a group of friends where items are purchased on a friend's behalf only to be compensated with the same gesture at a later date.
Friend A: Dude, I left my wallet at home, I may have to sit this round of shots out.

Friend B: No worries bra, I'll get these, just put it on the friend tab.
by Chad Brochill March 26, 2009
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friendecrement

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.
Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.
by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010
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friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.
*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
by kitchenfury April 17, 2010
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friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.
Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.
by therainsmelody May 9, 2010
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friend fat

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.
I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy
by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010
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Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.
I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.
by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011
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friend jacking

Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.
Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?

Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!

*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.
by snipergirl863 April 19, 2011
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