flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Stenchy flaps

A person who has an ecosystem under his belly rolls

Man, That guy stinks, He probably is stenchy flaps.

by YugeElephantDick October 23, 2025

mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019

flap

A piece of cloth attached on one side covering an opening.

Up through 9-years-old, my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies was always peeing due to my penis was inside the flap on the front of my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 22, 2024

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 25, 2018

Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023

flapped the hell out

When your super car is in top gear.

“How’d you loose your liceance?”
“I was flapped the hell out when I saw the rollers!”

by Overloadford January 14, 2018