Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"
by MissRainbow January 20, 2017
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smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.
Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.
by UWOTM8? October 14, 2017
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flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)
Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map
by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011
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Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell
X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!
by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009
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Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
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Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.
The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.
by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017
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Flaps

flaps is used to describe the two sides of a vagina
Chris: DAMN! Have you seen Jessica’s flaps?
by JacobGay0 June 17, 2018
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