feastin

To embarass someone or to defecate on them in public.

When they got to spittin he was feastin on ma mans

by Dnell20 December 26, 2007

fast ass hoe

When ur hoe has a fast ass

U lil fast ass hoe go get that juicy L

by juicyl May 27, 2015

fast-k

A fast-runner wannabe, so people believe by his name...

Fast-K is so slow. What a wannabe.

by Some Poop head April 30, 2005

1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby

"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"

by manly_the.dude January 21, 2021

fastball

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and then throwing it at someone.

Here's a fastball coming atcha!

by Isaiah Groshong January 24, 2008

fastball

where u slap your balls on to your partners face until they bleed

My friend gave my mom a fastball.

by cclark March 15, 2007

Feastival

A crazy wicked ass time of feasting and doing other activities that are only acceptable in a feastival like roaming in safeway for hours and drooling over the goods. **Walmart is only acceptable if you're playing hide and go seek or causing some sort of ruckus. A feastival usually takes place once a month and to partake in the amazing day of feasting you must A) bring some food item of some sort.(It's in a way like a potluck in that sense, but thats the only way) B) bring some crazy funky hat or something. C) not be scared of getting thrown in jail. A feastival is absolutely the most craziest feasting/gallabanting/ruckus-causing heyday of a gathering.

One guy: Dude, you look rough... Is that lipstick on your face?

Another guy: Dude, we had a feastival last night. I ate so much I don't even remember everything that went down. I think we used lipstick as warpaint when we were missioning around walmart.

One guy: Ohhhhh. Last time I went to a feastival I woke up naked tied to a rubber duck in the toy isle of walmart.

Another guy: Dude. Just no. Leave.

by BAMMF November 19, 2009