security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

MC Engineering inc.

Engineering firm That provides you the ability to develop automated machines for your production applications. having applications for worked in many industries. A full fabrication and machine shop is capable of taking on many a variety of projects. All aspects of Fabrication, Manufacturing Engineering, Machining, CNC control, Hydraulics, Welding, Machine Assembly, Metallurgy, Tool Design, Mechanical Design, Electrical Controls Engineering, PLC and HMI Programming, Pnuematics, Project management, Machine Startup/Debug, Maintenance Training, and PLC and HMI Support.

MC Engineering inc. made my automated machine.

by Cool Guy 68 July 25, 2018

Auntie Engine

Evelyn Engine

Auntie engine, doo da doo doo doo auntie engine, doo da doo to do

by Sister Squad Engine 1 October 30, 2018

Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

Evolve Engine

The best Gta 5 Cheat of Planet Earth, Stronger than shaggy
meaning it is very strong
- Baran

all of the skids using h4x, free menus: OH NO I GOT BANNED, i only gave myself 25 mil to stay undetected WHAT THE FRICK

Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works

by Evolve <3 February 11, 2019