Ed Hensley

Man amongst men that the ladies flock to. Don’t hate him because you ain’t him.

Looking like Ed Hensley with all this women chasing him.

by Can’t stop, won’t stop October 19, 2021

Olu-ed

A home wrecker. Stepping into a relationship and breaking them up,or stealing ones partner.

This girl is hot but her boyfriend is a loser so he's about to get olu-ed

I just got olu-ed

by Cream_pie_guy99 September 22, 2016

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

by rickyness March 28, 2023

whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?

that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'

by michael clarke May 04, 2004

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021

bleich(ed)

a very super EXTRA, super pathetic, cowardly individual that will freak out because the wind is blowing too hard

She tried her best to control the volatile situtation, but bleich(ed) out in the process...

by callsitlikesapro January 17, 2020

ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc

The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 04, 2023