Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 17, 2020

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020

Evanbowl

Someone that has a green star pfp and loves making people suffer. He also has a dog named Buster.

Wow Evanbowl is so evil. I can't get Grandmaster 1 !

by EterSky July 26, 2020