Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

jimin eater

rea wants to eat jimins shoulders

i BARK BARK OVER JIMINS SHOULDERS jimin eater

by anonymous4928 November 6, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Thumb eater

Someone who has a weird obsession with eating things that a not food such as thumb and other stuff of that matter

Friend: ew why is your brother trying to eat that cup?

Friend 2: I don’t know he’s such a thumb eater

by Yeety yacht December 31, 2020

Kinky eater

Kinky eater is when you enjoy eating so much until you’re so bloated. And you have to undo your button

Andrea is such a kinky eater

by Mdushyer January 6, 2021

Vegetable eater

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021