eating dick

Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.

by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016

eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.

by BStalker July 17, 2007

Eating pussy

A really normal hobby that most people enjoy... They imagine the pussy like its Oreos to boost motivation.

Eating pussy

by quartz89 March 13, 2022

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle

Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010