M@e

Mate, M(AT)E. A way of saying mate to someone but also confuse them so they do not know what you are saying and they have to take time out of their busy lives to try and comprehend.

Baws: U r noob M@e
Noob: wait.. 'M@e'?
Baws: Yes mate, u r.

(The noob got so confused about a simple act of saying mate, that he forgot he was actually being called a noob)

by 2cool4ulol February 17, 2012

E-BIFF

When someone needs a good smack in the head but is not physically present to receive it, send it electronically!

Oh look, I have an E-BIFF.. (OPEN AND WHAM!)

by TIRED-OF-STUPID-PEOPLE CHICK December 29, 2011

e-mileage

The phenomenon that occurs when you receive a really good email and you forward it to friends who continue to forward it on.

Man, that last email was so funny, I know it's going to get a lot of e-mileage.

by Lisad September 21, 2007

the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

by ESlatt February 07, 2007

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 23, 2009

e-vibe

Via instant messenger, text messaging, e-mail or other electronic communication, the weird feeling you get from the responding party.

"I was chatting with Joe on instant messenger and I just felt him giving me a weird e-vibe, I think he's still pissed about last night."

"Omg! Read this text from Nicole! Talk about a bitchy e-vibe!"

by Shelly K June 14, 2008

e-text

The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account.

My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text.

by Sacto J-hole April 28, 2009