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donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy
- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"
by daazninvazn December 29, 2008
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donkey call

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.
"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"
by GABber Zug October 23, 2008
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reverse donkey punch

Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
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donkey rapping shit eater

a great insult to piss someone off when you are in a fight.
" dude go fuck your mom."
" shut up you donkey rapping shit eater."
by ak harry March 15, 2005
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reverse donkey punch

Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.
by Stames Jone July 7, 2006
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donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit
Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!
by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006
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donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge
Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter
by adam kirwin July 1, 2006
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