Lava Dump

A very hot and steamy poop that shoots out of your but at the speed of light (sometimes faster).
Also burns badly after taking one.

The Lava Dump is like a volcano expoding upside down.

by Travis & Michael October 9, 2008

dump truck

Derogatory term for a criminal defence lawyer who accepts large numbers of clients with the intention of pleading them guilty as quickly as possible in order to make money on volume.

I wanted to challenge the charge on constitutional grounds, but my lawyer's a dump truck and sold me out to the prosecution.

by NoJusticeNoPeace April 20, 2009

Hydro Dump

A purely liquid and sometimes greasy diarrhea-like excretion. Usually uncontrallably released while farting.

Anonymous Soldier 1: Guys, I need to eat something before we go drinking, or else I'm gunna have to take a hydro dump at the end of the night.
Anonymous Soldier 2: Hurry up and grab that loaf of bread on the counter!

by Josh Sabourin June 7, 2007

Humpty Dump

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

pump and dump

To pump a stock that you own and dump it when the price goes up.

Stay away from QBID it is a pump and dump.

by Fred Silvia September 25, 2005

dump dialing

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.

Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006

Dumpa-slut

This is the dirty slut who rolls into a party looking for the man to take her home. She might not know anyone in the party but will use the bathroom to drop a mega dump to leave her brand for all to smell.

Brenna you are being a big dumpa-slut, I knew it was you from down the hallway.

by dumpa-slut slayer February 21, 2011