college age male interested in beer, boobs, and the like. Similar to a frat boy but not necessarily a member of the greek system. Begins most thoughts with "Fuck dude. . . "
Things a fuck dude would say:
- "Fuck dude, last night I was sooo drunk . . fuck dude."
- "Fuck dude I was totally going to fuck this chick, but her friend cock blocked me, and I was all 'fuck dude!'"
A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
The subject of a much-publicized Hurricane Katrina photo. He was captured wading through waist-high waters carrying Heineken beers in a big fat plastic basket. Looter dude has spawned a whole messageboard on viperalley.com devoted to photoshopping him into random pictures.
A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.
Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."