Fuck Drunk 

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk

Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.

Fuck Drunk by codster3339 December 19, 2011

skunk-ass drunk 

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!

Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"

skunk-ass drunk by rush4psu October 8, 2014

leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.

Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.

leap year drunk by spamania December 30, 2007

piss drunk 

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated

Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.

piss drunk by jim gordon October 9, 2005

White Girl Drunk 

To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.

Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.

*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.

White Girl Drunk by Colin Edward Scheidt July 26, 2010

House Drunk 

A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home.

I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I'd rather get house drunk.

House Drunk by trixie c December 22, 2005

hoff drunk 

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

hoff drunk by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007