deuntate

Someone who is very handsome who is often looked towards for advice. He is very smart and has his ways with the ladies while also being very athletic and good at sports.

Is that Deuntate Over there

by Smarts and goals December 21, 2016

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

Drunkaholic

Perpetually drunk

Kevin is a damn drunkaholic.

by MuscatineMuscatine, Iowa August 4, 2017

drunk on love

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk

Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother

by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017

Drunk

To become heavily affected by the contents of alcoholic beverages.

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.

by LAZI June 18, 2017

Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018