Contemporaneous

Living at the same time

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together

by Disteny April 9, 2003

man cooter

trying to re"cruit" men - could be used as a term for a female hitting on a male or a male trying to pick up a fellow male

Dawg, you done just kissed me on the lips. I ain't down for no man cootin'.

How you goin' be man cootin behind my back just cause i'm outta town for a few days?

She's the best damn man cooter I have ever seen.

by Mojado November 10, 2008

sewer cooter

a girl that has a very nasty smelling twat. Usually it is also blown out, but sometimes it isnt. Can smell her twat by just standing next to her

"damn andrew, you didnt hit that did you? Korrie as sewer cooter man."

by valere March 13, 2008

Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

cooter jaw

Some fag or bitch that loves to lick balls or just like balls in their mouth.

Clint and Kevin are both cooter jaws because they like each others ball in their mouths.

by JR QUIROZ September 9, 2006

colter helmet

a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.

colter helmet suck helmet

by leejrehs November 10, 2010

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014