Cock: The Movie is science-fiction and drama based movie about a Filipino boy tries to solve a math problem relates to real world problems. His actions of brilliant math equations led to his consequences as he witnessed several traumatic events, such as doing a math problem about doing your mother and ended up impregnating her instead.
by Zhrimpian January 7, 2021
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