If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol
by B-rizzle May 6, 2020
Get the cleaning mug.An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the Horse Clean mug.A word the defines a game that you buy and doesn’t have any in game purchases.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
(“Some dude 1”)Bro this game called Ark Survival is such a Clean-Screen game, I love it!
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
by A CHEEKI BREEKI gang member May 19, 2020
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Get the Clean mug.Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).
“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020
Get the Break your Clean mug.Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Mrs. Clean mug.A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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