Asian Chopstick Mafia

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

Chips

A cop that rides a motorcycle and harasses the general populace

i was crusin the beach and the damn chips came ridin up on my ass

by JEFF BEAM June 1, 2006

chopsided

to be on the side while being chopped

a tree on it s side being chopsided

by christo4444 January 8, 2009

Chopsticks

Typically seen as a pair of long and thin hand utensils. Designed for eating and cooking food. Most notably, people of the Leo zodiac are known to use them with exceptionally poor skill. The world record for most candies picked up with chop sticks within 1 minute is held by a Gemini. As a side note, Gemini are dope.

Please use your chopsticks to eat sushi.

by Dope9912345 July 10, 2017

Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

Chapstick

A lip balm as well. Used to make your lips taste nice when kissing. Also for un-Chapping your lips.

I can still taste you Chapstick on my lips, babe ;)

by Poppy_Altie March 2, 2018

vatato chips

The crust around the vagina after a long night of fucking.

After her pussy was turned into a vatato, it dried into vatato chips

by severrin February 26, 2008