chinese education system

A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.

Chinese education system is the most fucked up system in the world.

by Tony19991105 May 5, 2018

chinese sit up

When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.

Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up

by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019

Chunder Chips

Chunder Chips is the definition for a pile of vom which contains and equal mixture of Chunder and Whole Chips. Tje Chips are a food product which have been eatten pior to the event of chundering.

For example You went to a kebab shop and ate a large sum of Chips with burger sauce + then consumed a large quantity of Sambuca..You start to feel extremely ill and uncomfortable and therefore produced Chunder Chips.

by LauraaaBilllsby July 15, 2010

California Chips

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.

When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.

by Jay P May 30, 2015

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022

Chinese Water-closet

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

Hacked by Chinese

A phrase popularized after the wordCode Red/word worm appeared with this text in it. Basically nonsense. Code Red originated from China. Often used as an expression, much like wordpwned by n00bshop/word, except with less emphasis on the winner being neophyte-esque.

You lose. Hacked by Chinese!

by Trafton September 12, 2003