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Chinese Water Torture

While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
by Anoos Kamiba September 14, 2007
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Chinese Finger Trap

A sexual position predominately used by homosexuals as a method of mutual masturbation; two men inserts their penises into either sides of a Chinese 'Finger Trap' toy while moving back and forth in order to stimulate an orgasm. The two men can also high five during the act to achieve a modified 'Eiffel Tower'.
I'm not saying I'd suck his dick, but I won't find getting him in a Chinese Finger Trap...
by dave creedance April 11, 2009
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Chinese Fire Drill

The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.

Especially Casper.
by Yeah I said that September 5, 2012
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chinese milk mat

A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat
by stevensexattack June 5, 2008
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chinese steeplechase

When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.
Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.

She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
by Thugz-Bunny March 18, 2009
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Chinese Enema

This is where a guy is having anal sex with a woman and pisses in her ass.
I gave Bianca a chinese Enema last night, she loved it!
by TempOz May 6, 2011
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Chinese Cool Boy

refers to a male person of chinese decent who displays great amounts of flamboyance. Does not neccessarily need to be chinese. can be of any asian race.
Look at jerry that chinese mother fucker dancing over there. he is such a chinese cool boy.
by mojadoman October 14, 2011
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