Mariah Carey

The Queen of Christmas and everything else

"Mariah Carey died for our sins and invented Christmas"

by Ugh Jesus gross December 15, 2019

Carl's Jr.

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.

Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.

by Clint W March 30, 2005

dammit carl!

words expressing anger or frustration or annoyance or just something really fun to say.

Created/inspired by the movie "the exorcist" where that carl guy always shows up when somethings goin wrong.

I didn't do my homework! DAMMIT CARL!

by katy-with-a-y September 23, 2004

mariah carey

a really talented singer who can sing like awesome within 9 octaves....but she sounds like a dolphin on the 3 highest octaves. i think she should be arrested for to much cleavage and singing so high she actaully broke my friends glasses at a concert.

wow....that dolphin totally just pulled off a mariah carey!

by christina.... October 6, 2006

Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

CARKY

naked creature that runs around in the wild, as free as a bird

Carky in the wild is so..free!

by carky May 13, 2005

Carla Flannery

1) A mysterious creature also known as famm and generally sleeps all day and never goes out and has crack anymore........ many people avoid such as Ryan Leadbetter

2) Bombaclat ;)

Jesus the grudge is a Carla Flannery

by Rodney Wallace August 3, 2010