Rock Candy

The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.

Dude, my dog totally went for my rock candy while I was sitting on the couch after work!!!

by Splinter1700 February 6, 2010

Candy and Bobby

A perfect relationship based on niggatrons, black African greasy ginger jews, the strong hatred of coons, rubbing fishes, dissecting leaves, unwanted random dick pics, but most importantly love and the hope that we will meet and get married and have kids and stuff and if we don't that would nor be the business but I will always love you no matter what. I love you candy :*

Damn they have a candy and Bobby relationship, I'm so jealous!

by Goml_bobzeeee July 6, 2011

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Noahltl and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 16, 2008

candy-ass

Someone who is sweet to the point of pansitude. They want people to kiss thier ass, so they suck up and never fight anything.

SYNONYMS: weenie, pansy, brown-noser, Gamecube User

He is such a candy-ass bitch

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

candy striper

Derived from the term used for nurses in the 1950's (one who wore primarily white clothing with one bright pink stripe down the side), a term used to describe someone whose actions are downright asinine and borderline homosexual.

Metrosexual Guy - Hey, bud, want me to put some sunscreen on you?
Straight Guy - Fuck no, dude!
Straight Guy's Girlfriend - What the hell! Why do you always have to be such a candy striper?!

by Spina July 15, 2008

brooke candy

the worst so-called "rapper" this era has generated.

girl: have you heard of brooke candy? shes so empowering! i can suck everyone's dicks now and i can still get into heaven!!
girl #2: please, down some bleach.

by thetopniggaonthisroad October 30, 2013

candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

by DUTCH January 7, 2004