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Canada is America's hat.
by wasd1234ap September 28, 2008
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Canada's History

A sexual act more vulgar, depraved, and degrading than The Aristocrats. A woman is bound and gagged and forced down onto her hands and knees, where a man pours several bottles of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup before forcibly inserting it into her ass. The woman must then keep the trophy in her ass as the man stands the Stanley Cup upright. He then puts on a set of moose antlers, climbs up the cup and on top of the woman, where he fucks her pussy and forces the Stanley Cup deeper into her ass.
Any man that can perform Canada's History on a woman must be a god!
by TheChill51999 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.
Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.
by cottagecheese420 February 4, 2010
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cannabagger

A person who moves to a state with medical marijuana with the intent of profiteering in the medical marijuana industry. typically no discression is used in advertising and general business ethics. It is typical for a cannabagger to sell an inferior product (typically grown outside of the state) at an inflated price. Little to no respect is given to local businesses, laws, or society in general by a cannabagger.

Cannabaggers have been known to use medical marijuana to cover up their illegal marijuana businesses in other states.
"the new dispensery on broadway with the 8ft weed leaf is obviously run by a cannabagger."

"A bunch of cannabaggers moved out to colorado after obama's DEA initiative."
by Mr.Sputnik February 15, 2010
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Canada

A place in North America where weed is basically legal, and where police ride horses. Often referred to as a place where the government is somewhat sane and snow is a regular occurrence.
That guy is totally from Canada. He's baked and still functional!
by VendorOfSnacks January 29, 2018
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canada

Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.

America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
by [Gun Rue] kid April 12, 2008
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canada's history

the rapist performed canada's history
by falcon4 is a douche February 4, 2010
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