Crack-dust 

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

Crack-dust by Stu88 August 31, 2017

Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

Crack English by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

Crack mac 

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

Crack mac by bluejayswin April 4, 2019

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

Crack Monkey by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Crack Baby Name 

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.

"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"

Crack Baby Name by anonymous December 7, 2020

crack den of saint john 

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.

You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks

crack den of saint john by Y2KBazo February 11, 2021

Crack koky 

Someone who never pays for their own crack

I dont hang out with judy cause she’s so crack koky

Crack koky by uwuaca December 19, 2021