Chicken wingman

The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.

Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."

Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."

by FigData June 20, 2016

Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.

Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.

by im_jack_h June 17, 2016

smol chicken

A smol chicken is similar to smol bean. A way of describing something that is unbelievably adorable and aesthetically pleasing

The girl I like is such a lil smol chicken aw

by Cheeto hoarder August 19, 2016

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.

I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.

by DundasDict January 25, 2018

Chicken Tippin’

Repeatedly inserting and removing the tip of the penis in and out of the anal orifice. Penetration is ever made beyond the bellend.

May also be performed with a sex toy but it’s just not the same.

I was chicken tippin’ Rachel last night. She’s got a hungry little winker.

My oring is very tender today. Hemorrhoids? No. Was chicken tippin’ last night with a guy I picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

GLAZED CHICKEN

why the shit would you look this up, what circumstances do you have to be in to search this up. when would you need to search up glazed chicken. its just chicken with idk fucking oil on it or some shit

i will shove a glazed chicken up your nose if you don't scram rn

by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020