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jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.
Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.
by MC Dad April 17, 2017
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Hotel Breakfast

When you get a bunch of hookers of as many continents and nationalities as possible back to the hotel and eat all their pussies and assholes until you puke.
by Hotel Breakfast May 19, 2020
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Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.
It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.
by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020
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Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010
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champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.
Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.
by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007
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Breakfast

1. period of the day that includes Special K.

2. Meadow's favorite part of the day, because she loves staring at the back of Special K's "box".
Y: Now it's time for BREAKFAST!
M: I've been waiting all day for this!
Y: I know. You've been telling me all day.
M: oops.
Y: Dork.
by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009
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Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011
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