Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

Bread

Getting oral sex from a woman

"Give me my bread bitch"

by Does it really matter? July 2, 2003

Shizza Bread

Another gangster form of the word shit.

Shiza Bread! The cops! Run!

by Jamal Andersoto December 13, 2003

[Bread]

To give someone bread, is to place hands together in a prayer like position, point them outwards and surprise a victim from behind. Thrust hands into unsuspecting persons bum and shout "BREAD"

Johnny is standing looking in the fridge, you come up behind him with your hands together pointing outwards and thrust your hands, fingers first up he's ass and shout BREAD

by Shauno Boy December 9, 2008

Toast-Bread

1. Another term used for garlic bread

2. Bread that's being/been/going to be toasted.

"Cathy, I want some toast-bread."

"Why is it Toast-Bread?"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

chessy bread

ital-female,

francesca is also known as chessy bread

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003