Boner

Big dick

I love my boyfriends boner it's so big

by Jfkrirje May 25, 2015

mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Power Boner

Inappropriate arousal from gaining political or professional power.

Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.

by domsydavey May 12, 2010

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010