Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.

Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."

by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006

Bonack

A mammal who ingests copious amounts of whiskey and Klonopin. May also be known to lock keys in car and/or forget where he is. Known to sleep on bathroom floors. Speech is ofter slurred and unintelligible. Can be used as an adjective.

Man I got so wasted last night, I pulled a Bonack and don't know where my car is or where I slept last night.

by crippus1 March 16, 2009

Corona Boner

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Rag'N'Bone Man

An amazing singer with the look of a grizzly bear, the heart of a teddy bear, and the voice of an angel.

Have you heard Rag'N'Bone Man's new EP? It got me feelin' some type of way.

by thaaatperson November 14, 2014

Bonnie

A beautiful and hot girl who isn't somebody you can meet everyday. She's smart and talented; she loves to help people and listen to your problems. You can tell Bonnie's anything and she'll listen for hours on end. She is extremely funny and will make you laugh; she loves to talk and talk and talk, but will know when to stop. She is also sarcastic at times and can come up with witty comebacks during arguments. She is also easily hurt and needs somebody to protect her.

PersonA: Who is that beautiful girl?
PersonB: That's Bonnie.
PersonA: I have this urge to go protect her even though she seems so strong and confident.
PersonB: Yeah, me too.

by Din0rawr December 8, 2010

Bonnebell

A cheap make-up brand that can be found in the back of every drugstore cosmetics aisle and all Limited Too stores. One of the first companies to market make-up to preteens and teenagers (though most teenage girls in the know consider it not to be "real" cosmetics) by utilizing bright packaging and tasty flavors. Their Lip Smackers lip balm was the first of its kind in 1973, and was the ubiquitous accessory of the day, hung on its nylon lariat around the necks of teenybopper girls across America.

"I would be a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms."
--Summer from Napoleon Dynamite

by Estoy En Su Punta January 23, 2006

Boner downer

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

by bobby_915 February 20, 2011