Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Twisty Bender

Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.

Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.

by DrillerMiller69 June 11, 2019

Fender Bender

A person with a large ass that hangs over the fender of your motorcycle.

I can't believe you had a fender bender on your bike last night.

by Amazing Alice June 27, 2019

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.

Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.

by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019

Eilidh Benderson

The type of girl that pretends to be gay but really isn’t.

Here is ways to tell spot a “Eilidh Benderson”
1. Wears fake freckles

2. Dyes hair
3. Wears OBSESSIVE amounts of makeup

4. Acts Bi but claims to be different

We must all work together to stop her!

Uh oh. Here comes Eilidh Benderson

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019