Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.

Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"

by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024

Baboon

The type of perspn to stand in line at KFC

KFC worker: May I take your order you baboon.
Baboon: I voted for Obama

by UshersGushers February 12, 2024

Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.

Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!

by JudJud1970 March 4, 2024

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Badoon

Exclamation; used when a word is pronounced or spelled incorrectly

Derived from baboon, a common insult in LOTM: Lord of the Mysteries

Ezgeeky was such a badoon last stream

by yUsernaame December 5, 2024

Baldoni bot

Named after Justin Baldoni. A Baldoni bot is a fake account used on social media to try to undermine the misogyny a woman endures after outing an abuser. Similar to the bots created in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial to influence the jury.

“Don’t respond to that comment, it’s another Baldoni bot.”

by Yelsha420 December 30, 2024

balloonerism

Being nonchalantly upfront

“Yo you got ketchup on ur face dawg”

“Oh thanks, nice balloonerism, man!”

by Ballonerismmaster January 19, 2025