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Baby-ducking

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck
These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.
by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012
mugGet the Baby-duckingmug.

baby play

Baby play is an adult sexual deviant whom gets pleasure out of being treated like a baby, both phsyically and mentally. Such as: (soiling diapers and being changed, being breast fed, goo-goo ga ga talk, wearing bonnets, pacifiers, holding a rattle etc.)
Dude, I walked in on Kirby and this hooker! She had him sprawled out on the bed changing a shitty diaper he was wearing! Kirby is into baby play BIG TIME!
by KC the gawd March 17, 2008
mugGet the baby playmug.

Baby blue

Baby blue- used by select groups of southern men to describe a smooth woman. Blue being a color of calm/tranquility and baby being the typical playful name given. Hence, the overall meaning a smooth women the man enjoys being around.
by Colleybrb November 11, 2018
mugGet the Baby bluemug.

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations
Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.
by A Smith November 1, 2006
mugGet the Baby Battermug.

baby momma

some chick you knocked up on accident during a fling who you can't stand but you have to tolerate cuz she got your baby now.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
mugGet the baby mommamug.

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.
Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.
by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010
mugGet the Shit Babymug.

tug-a-baby

The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.
"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."

"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."
by Baby Hater August 5, 2008
mugGet the tug-a-babymug.

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