Dirty Burrito

The act of farting in someone's hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.

Rodrigo: Jesus Christ! I'm about to hurl after Juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

Manuel: Sweet Mother Mary! Thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of Abuela's famous tamales on Christmas morning.

by Frat_Damon January 26, 2011

Low-carb Diet Burrito

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.

The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

by Pimp, Charizard June 30, 2008

burrito

someone who starts acting like a lame ass after a few beers. aka my brother

evreything was cool until rich started hitting the tequila and acting like a burrito

by fishegg July 12, 2004

burress

a piercing in the anal cavity

arnold reprah is such a burress its not even funny

yo mother is such a burress

by jonathon siminon November 24, 2007

Burritos

1. A person of a straight sexual orientation.

Josh claims to be burritos, but he is definately tacos.

by Cathy November 10, 2004

burrito juice

Semen ejaculated from the penis a very hot and sexy Hispanic guy.

Jose shot his salty burrito juice all over my face when he came.

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

Burro

Pretty much a stupid ass bitch. or technically it could be a donkey, but then that would be a gay ass saying.

You stupid burro.
gosh these freaking burros.

by Amber Hodge December 20, 2006