Blumpkin Soup

The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.

She got some blumpkin soup on her face…

by Three Smart Men December 10, 2021

blumpert

A blumpert is a massive bunda with a hube fat and muscle volume

Zamn zaniel! that boy leandro has a massive blumpert

by joshmillercanadaflex January 17, 2022

blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Blump

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

by yunggrimmy March 26, 2022

Blump

A blimp that was built specifically to krump on.

"I'll krump with you on the blump, sweetiepie."

by jrobbo56 March 30, 2022

Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 2, 2022

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022