blind ambition

Typically ambition is a good thing, it's something that drives you to achieve your goals and improve yourself.

But blind ambition is when someone becomes so fixated in their ambitions that they ignore everything and everyone around them. They become blinded by their own ambition, or at least inflicted with tunnel vision. This causes them to neglect taking care of themselves and their relationships.

(Three friends, Carl, Joe, and Rick talking, sitting at a diner table. Carl is extremely tired and his clothes are messy)

Joe: Holy shit Carl, you look bad. You look like you haven't slept in 3 days, and your clothes are a mess. You okay there? What the hell happened? You gotta take care of yourself man!

Carl: Don't... matter. Yeah... I spent... eh... 3 days straight... without sleep... renovating... my coffee shop... so what? I have ambitions... Joe... it's gonna be... the best coffee shop in the whole city!

Rick: Hey Carl, we've been calling you over the last few days and you haven't responded until now. I get that you're trying to improve your business, but you can't let your blind ambition destroy your life!

Carl: Hey... shut up... screw you... I'm not gonna... let you... get in... my way... of... *Carl slumps down and falls asleep on the table*

by ngicecream March 27, 2023

blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.

I DIED TO A BLIND JUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide June 3, 2024

Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024

Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.

That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!

by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024

Blind Billied

To be sucked off unwillingly until you cum by your retarded 4'10 Male friend in a sleepover that you never knew was homosexual. Keep in mind, that you have to be underage while your "friend" is over the age of 18. The origin of this was from a blind child, but it can still be applied to anyone.

I could not go to sleep after I was Blind Billied last night by Cyraxx. I had to go to the principal's office the next day to make a report that he did this to me.

by Cyraxx Historian June 26, 2024

The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?

Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024