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shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.
"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
by Vither Creator March 30, 2023
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beef jewel

Did you see the sign on the hill driving into Beef Jewels?
by momma b. June 17, 2022
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Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.
“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”
by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023
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beef wreath

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me
by PfunkNH June 19, 2016
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